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akakatana
19 March 2008 @ 12:37 pm
So, free tickets to the Hannah Montana 3D concert tonight!
I'd never seen Hannah Montana before tonight, I have to say...I'm pretty impressed. She looks a little too much like Hillary Duff for my tastes, but her music was easy enough to groove out to.
Fun was had by all. Babe bought me National Lampoon's TV Movie, uh, thing. Only because it had some of the Jackass boys (most importantly Pontius!) I SHOULD buy the new Jackass 2.5...but I've downloaded it anyway.
So...yeah!
 
 
akakatana
16 December 2007 @ 03:19 pm
Man, this LJ is getting dusty.
So! The duckpond. Ducks obviously live there, but lately it has been pretty dry, mainly because it's fucking summer and we're in the middle of a damn drought. People are BAWWWING about water restrictions, but I haven't really had anything to complain about. Kangaroo Island needs it a bit more than we do.
Either way. Seeing as it was spring a little while ago, many ducks have had babies! Babe and I go down to the duckpond and see the ducks every weekend or so. We've named a few of them, quite imaginatively I think! There's Little White Duck, Little White Duck Junior, Orange Bill, Diarrhoea Bird and our new favourite duckling, Tuggy the Tugboat.
And that concludes my report on the duckpond.
 
 
akakatana
13 September 2007 @ 08:03 pm

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akakatana
13 February 2007 @ 09:37 pm
Once upon a time, there was a(n) talented, but already broken boy named Sasuke. In Konoha there is a rumor that when Sasuke first read Icha Icha Violence, well, his pervertedness grew 3 sizes that day! It could've been, perhaps, that his hands were more accesible than his mouth. But if you asked Kakshi he'd have a devious grin under his mask and he'd say, "Perhaps it's Itachi's?," with a wink and a smile. "Or maybe Kotetsu had *quote signs* Showed Sasuke a new jutsu *end quote hands* Sasuke that day."

Because if Kateus's emoangst boy had come from a classic children's story, Disney or otherwise, it'd have to be Princess Aurora, AKA Sleeping Beauty. In it, Handome Prince Kakashi would come riding up on his white summoned ninja dog and kiss the fair princess to wake her from endless sleep. Not, however before he had been throughly molested by Sasuke's older brother, The-Not-So-Noble-But-Insanely-Handsome Prince Itachi and Handsome Prince Kakashi. Hopefully at the same time.. Ahh, how Sasuke would've made a molestable Sleeping Beauty.

Overall, I think Sasuke was a gorgeous boy and that Itachi would probably give him a nice sore ass the next morning for being a tart. Orochimaru would probably try to molest Sasuke, and possibly everyone else under the legal age and make Sasuke run behind Itachi and cry. Seeing this, Itachi would then proceed to kick some Orochimaru ass in a very sacry, very sexy way, then give a frightened by the possibility of Orochimaru molesting Sasuke another 3 sore asses and a slack jaw.

And somewhere, out there, Kakashi will be sneakily looking in through Itachi's window. And s/he'll cry out to all the world: "I've got two tickets to paradise! *hums guitar* Excellent guitar riff."